NO MORE BENDING LIKE A PEASANT
STOP CHASING POOP ON THE FLOOR
ZERO HAND CONTACT WITH POOP
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Why Swoop?
Why the f*ck do we do this?
Your dog drops a turd… and your first instinct is to go grab it with your hand.
We all know the feeling
The SECOND your dog poops, suddenly the whole neighbourhood appears… and Karen’s watching your every move making sure you pick up every last microscopic drop like it’s a federal investigation.
Not to mention the biohazard situation.
That tiny bag isn’t exactly a biohazard suit.
All it takes is one microscopic tear, leak, or contaminated surface… and suddenly you’re in direct contact with bacteria-filled dog poop.
Dog poop can contain:
- E. coli
- Salmonella
- Giardia
- Roundworms
So let me get this straight…
We wait for poop to hit the ground… just so we can pick it up again?
That’s like missing the toilet on purpose.
Now explain THIS one to me.
How exactly are you supposed to pick up liquid dog poop off the sidewalk?
Because once it hits the ground…
you basically have two options:
smear it around for 5 minutes…
or pretend you never saw it and make a run for it.
Or you could just... Catch it
Because preventing the mess beats dealing with it afterward.
How To Swoop
1
WRAP THE BAG AROUND THE RING
Slide the hole through the ring until it's fully covered and snug
2
EXTEND THE HANDLE (OR DON'T)
Your call — close combat or long-range interception.
3
CATCH THE TURD
This is the moment you become a Swooper.
4
PULL THE DRAWSTRING TO SEAL
Pull anti-clockwise to remove the bag. Pull again to seal it.
HIP CLIP
+ FLASHLIGHT
Freedom on your hip. Power in your hand.
HANDS-FREE HIP CLIP
So you're not walking around holding a poop stick like an idiot.
BUILT-IN FLASHLIGHT
For lighting buttholes in the dark.
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How To Pick Up Dog Poop
One way is gross. The other way is Swoop.
OLD Method
The Hard Way
- Psychologically prepare yourself
- Avoid eye contact with passers by
- Bend down like a peasant
- Feel the warm texture through the bag
- Get way closer to bacteria than you should ever be
- Try not to gag
- Spend 30 seconds tying a knot that refuses to cooperate
- Wash hands aggressively
The Smart Way
- Catch it mid-air
THE WORLD IS NOW DIVIDED INTO 2 GROUPS.
One side touches poop. The other catches it.
Swoop Catcher
A less humiliating way to deal with dog poop without bending down, touching warm turds, or leaving stains behind.
- Catch poop before it hits the ground
- No bending or touching warm poop
- Hands-free Hip Clip for easy walks
- Extendable design + built-in Flashlight
- Includes 40 biodegradable Swoop Bags
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Is it suitable for all dog sizes?
Yes! From Chihuahua to Great Dane. We've got video proof of a Great Dane being Swooped on our Instagram. If that doesn't reassure you, nothing will.
What if my dog is scared of it?
We've heard that a lot. We've tested it on hundreds of dogs and they genuinely don't care. Keep it low, let them do their thing, and they'll forget it's even there.
My dog is a walker/spinning pooper!
Then you become a walker-catcher. Walk behind, catch mid-stride. Spinners just make for more dramatic catches, after a few tries you'll be moving with them like choreography. It works.
Do I have to carry it the whole walk?
Nope. We didn't want you walking around holding a poop stick like an idiot. Clip it to your hip and go hands-free.
Mid-Air catch
Shines on the shit
Clips to your hip
40 Bags included
NO MORE BENDING LIKE A PEASANT
STOP CHASING POOP ON THE FLOOR
ZERO HAND CONTACT WITH POOP
OUR SWOOPERS
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Finally, no more feeling that warmth through the plastic bag. Swoop is the upgrade I didn't even know I needed.
Will
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Finally, no more feeling that warmth through the plastic bag. Swoop is the upgrade I didn't even know I needed.
Will
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Finally, no more feeling that warmth through the plastic bag. Swoop is the upgrade I didn't even know I needed.
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Finally, no more feeling that warmth through the plastic bag. Swoop is the upgrade I didn't even know I needed.
Will
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One of those "Why didn't I think of this!" ideas. A toilet for your dog. Genius! 😂
Kendall
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I thought this was just a funny concept at first, turns out it's now a daily habit for me LOL. Super clean, fast and efficient.
Tim
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My dog often has loose stools, this has been a life saver for me!!
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Want to join the saviours of sh*tty sidewalks?
NO MORE BENDING LIKE A PEASANT
STOP CHASING POOP ON THE FLOOR
ZERO HAND CONTACT WITH POOP
Any Shitty Questions?
💩 What is a Swoop?
Swoop is the hands-free dog poop catcher that lets you catch it mid-air! No bending like a peasant, no stains left behind, zero hand-to-turd contact. Every order comes with 1x Swoop Catcher + 40x Swoop Bags. Don't scoop it, Swoop it.
How does the Swoop Catcher work?
Four moves: wrap a Swoop Bag around the ring, extend the handle (or don't — close combat or long-range interception), catch the turd mid-drop, then pull the drawstring to seal. That's the moment you become a Swooper.
Is it suitable for all dog sizes?
Yes! From Chihuahua to Great Dane. We've got video proof of a Great Dane being Swooped on our Instagram. If that doesn't reassure you, nothing will.
What if my dog is scared of it?
We've heard that a lot. We've tested it on hundreds of dogs and they genuinely don't care. Keep it low, let them do their thing, and they'll forget it's even there.
Do I have to clean it?
Nope. The Swoop Bag wraps fully over the ring, so poop never touches the Catcher. No mess, no cleanup. 🙌
Do I have to carry it the whole walk?
Nope. We didn't want you walking around holding a poop stick like an idiot. Clip it to your hip and go hands-free.
What happens when I run out of bags?
You buy more. Duh. Grab refills anytime on the website, or subscribe so you're never caught bagless!
Where do you ship?
Worldwide, baby. 🌍 Every street deserves saving from rogue turds.