NO MORE BENDING LIKE A PEASANT

STOP CHASING POOP ON THE FLOOR

ZERO HAND CONTACT WITH POOP

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Never pick up dog poop again. Catch it mid-air.

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INCLUDES 1x CATCHER + 40x SWOOP BAGS

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Our Swoopers!

Their dog pooped. They Swooped. Now they're Swoopers for life.

Finally, no more feeling that warmth through the plastic bag. Swoop is the upgrade I didn't even know I needed

One of those "Why didn't I think of this!" ideas. A toilet for your dog. Genius!

I thought this was just a funny concept at first, turns out it's now a daily habit for me LOL. Super clean, fast and efficient.

Didn't expect much... now I refuse to walk my dog without it. Total game changer.

My dog often has loose stools, this has been a life saver for me!

How To Swoop

Never fumble for hot turds on the ground again. Here's how to Swoop that poop:

1

WRAP THE BAG AROUND THE RING

Slide the hole through the ring until it's fully covered and snug

2

EXTEND THE HANDLE (OR DON'T)

Your call — close combat or long-range interception.

3

CATCH THE TURD

This is the moment you become a Swooper.

4

PULL THE DRAWSTRING TO SEAL

Pull anti-clockwise to remove the bag. Pull again to seal it.

HANDS-FREE CLIP
+ FLASHLIGHT INCLUDED!

Freedom on your hip. Power in your hand.

HANDS-FREE HIP CLIP

So you're not walking around holding a poop stick like an idiot.

BUILT-IN FLASHLIGHT

For lighting buttholes in the dark.

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How To Pick Up Dog Poop

One way is gross. The other way is Swoop.

OLD Method

The Hard Way

Psychologically prepare yourself
Avoid eye contact with passers by
Bend down like a peasant
Feel the warm texture through the bag
Get way closer to bacteria than you should ever be
Try not to gag
Spend 30 seconds tying a knot that refuses to cooperate
Wash hands aggressively

The Smart Way

Catch it mid-air

NO MORE BENDING LIKE A PEASANT

STOP CHASING POOP ON THE FLOOR

ZERO HAND CONTACT WITH POOP

Before You Overthink This...

Your questions, answered.

Is the ring big enough for large dogs?

We have video proof of a Great Dane being Swooped on our instagram. If that doesn’t reassure you, nothing will.

MY DOG IS A WALKER POOPER

Then you must become a walker catcher. Master the art of elegantly catching turds raining from your dog’s butt. Jokes aside… it works. Just walk behind and catch mid-stride.

My dog is a spinning pooper!

Spinning just means more dramatic catches. It still works. After a few tries, you’ll be moving with them like it’s choreography.

DO REGULAR BAGS WORK

No. Swoop Bags are specifically engineered for a secure fit, optimal performance, and consistently clean catches… Ok fine. Yes. It’s also to make more money. Inflation’s been crazy lately.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I RUN OUT OF BAGS?

You buy more. Duh? In all seriousness you’ll always be able to grab more directly on our website, anytime. (Not available during pre-order period)

ARE THE BAGS ECO-FRIENDLY?

Yes. We had to. Otherwise Greta would storm our HQ screaming “HOW DARE YOU?!” Less poop hitting the ground = less mess for the planet.

This wouldn’t work on my dog…

We’ve heard that a lot. We’ve tested it on hundreds of dogs, they genuinely don’t care. Just keep it low and let them do their thing

Do I have to carry it the whole walk?

Nope! We didn’t want you walking around holding a poop stick like an idiot. Clip it to your side and walk hands-free.

WHAT EXACTLY AM I GETTING?

No more side-eyes from Karen checking your cleanup technique. No more feeling warm regret through a thin plastic bag. No more panic when things get… unexpectedly liquid. You also get: 1× Swoop Catcher + 40× Swoop Bags

When will I receive it?

Production is underway, and you can expect delivery between June and July. That timeline may feel long... but not as long as the walk of shame when you forget a bag. (We will keep you updated on your order by email).